For those of you out there who have been tragically uneducated, OPI is world's greatest brand of nail polish. (Or vernis à ongles as the bottle will tell you.) Not only is OPI wonderful because of their varied and ever-growing selection, or that it outlasts every other brand and bottle manufactured, but also because their colors have the most magnificent names. Take note:
From their France collection - Louvre Me, Louvre Me Not

From their South Beach collection - Paint My Moji-toes Red

From their Princess Charming collection - My Daddy's the King!

From their India collection - Curry Up! Don't Be Late!

...and their #1 seller of all time - I'm Not Really A Waitress